So, I figure this will be a good first entry. Mainly because if by the time I make my next post, and the situation isn't any better, I'll probably just off myself. Weee!
I'm SO broke (cue you: "Promo Homo, how broke ARE you?").
I'm SO broke that I just raided my pantry. I found some very expired Ramen noodles (2006 was a good year for noodles, right?), Jell-o, and some leftover peanut butter (which may or may not be for the dog). These components will make up my meals for the day.
Oh, and I signed up for unemployment today.
Oh, oh! And I've been looking into selling my eggs. I don't plan on breeding anyway, so they may as well go to some couple that wants to have kids... all while making me $20,000 richer. I'd much rather just work, so this will probably just be a pipe dream. My mother almost had a coronary when I told her. BONUS POINTS.
I love being young and living in Los Angeles. It's the best!
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Hence why I live with my parents again at the age of (almost) 24
ReplyDeleteSelling your eggs takes a huge toll on your body and really is a lot of work. Do it if you think you're up for it, but I hear it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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