Mornings suck, but Friday mornings are less sucky because with the rise of the sun comes the promise of an entertaining evening that's just a few hours away.
Now because I love all of you, remember that if you do party hardy, please party responsibly. Just like our golden gals:
Well obviously they aren't worried about getting knocked up... so those lambskin condoms are a BAD IDEA LADIES.
Lamb skin will only help protect you against pregnancy since there are pores in the skin, and diseases, like AIDS, is small enough to wriggle through them... sperm is slightly too large though... fyi.
And done.
They should have just gone to Condom World. Embarrassment would have been avoided entirely that way! And they would have been told the information I mentioned above, too! Life saving!
Several mid-20 to 30 somethings writing about life, both personal and professional, in different parts of America. We represent different faiths, upbringings, sexualities, and careers. We are hoping to create a mosaic of what life was like in America during the time after college graduation and before the euphoria of retirement. It's a grand experiment and we may fail. But we're all weird and profane enough that it might just be a hell of an entertaining failure.
Well obviously they aren't worried about getting knocked up... so those lambskin condoms are a BAD IDEA LADIES.
ReplyDeleteLamb skin will only help protect you against pregnancy since there are pores in the skin, and diseases, like AIDS, is small enough to wriggle through them... sperm is slightly too large though... fyi.
And done.
They should have just gone to Condom World. Embarrassment would have been avoided entirely that way! And they would have been told the information I mentioned above, too! Life saving!
Tis true. But then we wouldn't have this nugget of hilarity.
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